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No, I don’t like South Park (I only watched it in High School bc the other kids were into it and I needed somethinwg mindless and banal to talk with them about. Seen maybe 35 episodes. That show has over 300. not a fan at all. hate team America, Book of Mormon (which I have never seen), and everything else Matt and Tray have ever done. Please leave me alone. TBH, in high school, I truly was a fan of Extras, the Office UK, Ponderland, Jonathan Ross, Keeping Up Appearances, and 24 Hour Party People then – which is why this really hit the spot at the time, thank you for this one – yes I went every Friday for 2 years, loved it, but I asked the media team to not feature me!). I don’t like Chapelle Show (Dave seems like a nice guy. But, I just don’t like his show. I do like Chris Rock and his work! The post-divorce special is splendid. But, as is the case with all stand up comedy, it’s all nonsense.), the Simpsons (loved it when I was 5), Family Guy (Seen fewer than 10 episodes of that show), Cleveland Show (which I have never seen), American Dad (which I have never seen), King of the Hill (seen fewer than 20 episodes of that show), Beavis and Butthead (seen maybe 5 episodes of that show), and Bobs Burgers (which I have never seen). Please do not bring them up to me. The only Adult Swim show I have ever seen was the Boondocks. I don’t like it. I don’t like anything animated that ever aired on Comedy Central. I like Daria. Just Daria. I also really loved Degrassi. But, I don’t like Drake. I never did. Jimmy Brooks was a good character, though. I did enjoy him on the show. Not Drake. Never did. Leave me alone.
So, the euphemism in fashion for this is today is “Elon.” Kinda weird when we all know what it is. We all acknowledge it to each other in various ways. Yet, we simply don’t say what it is. No, I get it. If you say what it is you get “kicked,” “muzzled,” and/or “muted.” But, at this point, we can have very sophisticated conversations, purchased products that exist solely to transmit signals about it, and even have entire court cases about it where rooms of 100+ people all know what it is, yet don’t talk about it, and for what? Like, what would happen if someone said what it truly was? Would it set off an alarm? Would it sent you to the mountains? The only reason I can think we all engage in this exercise is for children and newcomers. So that they may walk the coals, so to speak, and then, at the appropriate time, meet their first judgment day. However, any child who is half paying attention should be able to figure this out on their own. You have been telling us about this for decades. It’s not even that big of a deal, the government literally broadcasts information about this to us. It has been for decades. What is with all the over-exaggerated suspense, hyperbolic drama, and frenzied panic? Read a fuckin’ newspaper. Listen to NPR. It’s literally not a big deal. And, there’s no need to talk to me about it. So, don’t call me about it. Do your own research.
This is all you get from me about this. Write your congressperson for more.
You know…
I could do this…
Forever.
Anyway, there are other reasons, some requiring a clearance. I admit, I don’t know everything. And, I have no government clearances, so I cannot know everything. Care to explain that it me? Ah, never mind. I don’t want you to lose your job, drone and/or satellite operator. Don’t tell me anything requiring a clearance. Take care of my dad. Because, I am not going to. And, you know that I am justified.
Remember when I drove to Port Chicago and we couldn’t proceed past that gate? What would it take to open that door? How about Travis Air Force base? Moffet Field? I’m very interested in that space (Moffet), as you know without me ever uttering a word about it to anyone and simply thinking about it! What would it take to open that door?
Hey, ZG, do you wanna do this with me? You seem like the perfect partner! Yes, I know it happens to you, too. Aren’t you tired of telling this “sex joke,” and “racist joke,” (the sf nightlife minstrel show) that we have both been telling for 10-15 years? I’d propose 1984, animal farm, or brave new world, but those are entry level. I think we’re headed into Frankenstein x Ayn Rand territory with this whole Tesla thing. Wanna join me and my crew (no, my dad is not part of my crew) as this story progresses? LMK! Like, you’re hot af, but it culminates in a sex joke which is hot, but kind of a let down if you think about it. Camera. Sex joke. Camera. Sex joke. Camera. Sex joke. Zi Gattina (which is a pun derived from that old limp biz kit song. No, I don’t like them. Never did. I like Placebo. (They had a feud.)).
Back to the operator, what do you want? Do you have anything interesting for me or more of the same? No, you go talk to my dad. I’ve had my fill for a lifetime. yes, I know. It’s going to be nothing more than CNN and horrifically stupid Food. You check in on him. I am done. Still bugging me about that? Pay me. (No, I would not act like this with my kids and wife. Like you, I have mastered the art of reflection.). Nothing interesting going on there, still. Correct me if I am wrong. Send me something interesting for once.
Zi Gattina to the operator chimes in:
No, I get it. Why would I hurt you if it’s happening to both of us? Rather, I’d use it to talk to you wherever you are. Definitely not in the Skyline-Hillcrest Estates, Woodminster, Piedmont Pines, Montclair, Shepherd Canyon, Glen Highlands, Chabot Park, or Forestland neighborhoods that I drive by daily – and sometimes twice daily – to send a message to the government that any delay and cost overruns or not on me.
I quite like how England says what it is in a no bullshit manner and just proceeds as normal. It’s like, okay we’ve been around since 927 AD, no pussyfooting around. Its energy. Electricity. Radio. Satellite. Now STFU and get to work. Norway does this to:
Annie: “It’s Electricity.”
Me: I know. I’ve known. Thank you. Back to ZG. Enough Annie.
Nooooo.. Zi Gattina. Love for ZG and only ZG.
yes, becuase I’m waiting for Zi Gattina. Not you. White guy. White guy. THE WHITE MALE! (I suppose that is me at 1:40, lol. Except I would have walked out and gone to the Oakland Hills and not accepted sloppily seconds. Also, and privately to ZG, that (White guy) would be me as I am partially white on my mom’s side, but, beware, I am also partially neanderthal thanks to my dad. shhhhh. 🤫).
You know what would be really great, if you could just catapult all of the single dudes in this photo to these girls still here in SF (they look like cool ppl). Coz, I’m not biting. Its you or I can’t be arsed.
Speaking of people I don’t want to talk to, my dad’s wife called the other day. I did not answer. Is there a way to block people on this thing? She has been blocked since she appeared on the scene. I know more about Zi than her. She could be like bi-polar or an identity thief. She just appeared. I mean we all know shes going to say “Business,” or “joke” when they split. But, it really was insane to 13 year old me when she arrived. Again, they got married after meeting online, 2 visits totaling in at fewer than 3 weeks, and a BS wedding in Reno, NV attended by no-one else. Really insane and unstable behavior exhibited by them both. I would not let me kids stay with either of them for even 10 minutes. Yet, the first thing she did was open an unlawful daycare – no permits – in the house and people stunningly left their kids with her. Insane.
Oi oi, you notice how his wife – that he married after knowing her for mere days – doesn’t eat the slop she serves him? No, I’m not doing anything about it. He deserves it. I send him cheesecakes on occasion, which is a food that I wouldn’t feed to my kids.
Agree with all of this except his final conclusion.
Final question, what base trained her? My review: they need to hire a better voice coach as her fake-accent is not the proper Hong Kong accent.
(also, her initials were MBM (A filipino play on MGM – bootleg B-Movie), and post-marriage are MBA (business). So boring. I’m already asleep. Again, I love the filipino people, but not all people that are of Filipino heritage. She’s clearly for my dad. Ask her. She’ll admit to it! And, honestly, I DO NOT want to reflect her or him.).
Apparently, I am a racist against asian women? Okay, whatever. 🤭. Do not mistake my disdain for certain people as racism against an entire race. Its not based on race but on actions. Interpeting it as racism is intellectually lazy. Anyway, Elon and/or God (whoever you want to believe in) knows the truth so believe me or don’t. Elon/God: Not really worried about this. He loves Fleetwood Mac, you will recall the SP brigade hates her. Yes, truly hasn’t seen SP since about the HS years. The idiotic South Park script is a gift from the Dad, who took him to the South Park movie when he was in the 5th grade. Who does that?
(Yes, I have been playing this on repeat since 2004. Take a fkin’ hint. Leave Me Alone! Stick to that foreign woman you married after meeting on Yahoo Personals and spending fewer than 3 weeks together that the feds stunningly approved – yet DHS is moroding around the country removing hard working, non-home wrecking, actual religious families with morals, decorum, and decency and I am paying for it…Trump should deport them both. And, you expect me to give a f about what happens there? This is how I feel about South City and all of San Mateo County, STFU unless you are actually working! Enough of your Peter Pan bullshit. If the feds honestly allow this to stand then I want to marry Zi Gattina – who already has an American citizenship so is unlikely to accept – after one night in a hotel room. I bet you I could do better than my dad, produce more kids, contribute more to society, and leave a more positive mark on the world. No grandkids otherwise 🙂 Take me out of his shithole world and do not call me, thank you.).
A triumphant encore from Christopher Owens
— dangentile007.bsky.social (@dangentile007.bsky.social) February 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
No, I get it. The Tesla drivers are like messengers. I guess its apropos to my dad’s marriage as most of them are paid models and the MxW couples are a total work. This is getting old. The feeling/emotion is as synthetic as Tesla’s synethic leather seats. ZI GATTINA
We met. It was perfection. I know I could spend the rest of my life with her. She knows that the feeling is mutual. Gotta say it is!
As I have achieved my education goal, and am working fastidiously towards achieving my career goal, it is time to start thinking about the next benchmark. I wish to date, marry, and die before (at age 105.3, N****e, don’t say I didn’t warn you) this chick as I find her to be the most attractive, seductive, vivacious, winsome, fetching, charming, intriguing, breathtaking, elegant, graceful, and dazzling woman I have ever seen and, I surmise, will ever see, both as to her style, natural beauty, and personality. For her, my verve is unmatched as to any other woman.
(Most people pick Blur or Oasis, but if you really like Britpop you’ll pick the Verve as they blend the best elements of both bands into a refined sound that neither band ever obtained solo!)
As I am chaste, she should infer that I don’t fuck around as to matters of this nature. I can keep my word.
P.S. I cannot stress this enough. DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT THIS. I only share this so you don’t kill anyone over something more than half the populace has figured out. Figure it the fuck out and leave me alone. No, I am not gay for you. I like going outside. I like going outside without security standing at the entrance to every store, school, and grocery store. Yes, we all know they are there. They always were. I knew this. But, when YOU are causing MY NEIGHBORHOOD to feel like a jail, I have to scream at you. If you can’t fix it, go to Greenland.
Also, this is the girl or I simply won’t do it. Yes, she has to give consent. I, nor anyone else, cannot force her to do anything she doesn’t wanna do.
For reasons I shall keep to me, I kno shes a good person for reflection!
Who the fuck is still paying attention to Paris Hilton in 2026? If so, you, you deserve this.
And, even still, you probably still haven’t figure it out…
When you say Paris, I think PARIS FRANCE.
Hey Zi Gattina, do you wanna save towards purchasing a small condo in Paris? I DO. BUT ONLY WITH YOU.
ZG, remember your last word to me as I gazed into your eyes? ART.
My response: SCHOOL.
Specifically, high school.
Apologies for the delay! You, dressed in nothing but black lingerie, were quite stunning.
So funny seeing Dragon Ball Z murals in the Oakland hood. Cool, but I don’t like anime man. I never did. I have never seen a single episode of DBZ. Only Pokemon, which like everyone loved…
pikahchoo!! pikahchoo!! pikahchoo!!
If I were Asian, I’d probably be James Iha from the Smashing Pumpkins or something like that.
Or this guy.
What was I like when I went out? This dude is basically what I was like at 19. I even had 2 friends that were similar to his two (2) friends back then. It is scary how similar this dude is to young me. Love him. Remember that club I went to? Once I became a regular, I would tell many people, “Yeah this is a really cool club. it’s like a bisexual club, which is rare! There’s a lot of free love. Hook up with whoever you want – as long as it’s legal and respectful. A hot girl. A hot guy. A hot transgender. Do whatever. No one cares. Obama is President! Then come back next week and do it again with someone else.” I said this with a smirk on my face and a drink in my hand, just like this dude. Also, of important note, I was dressed like Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. Meanwhile, total number of people I slept with there: Zero! total number of drinks consumed the entire night: Only two!
Listen to him at 7:00!
pikahchoo, which one of this teens were you like?
No, but seriously. I wanna marry you! I’m not fucking around.
ZI GATTINA. No substitutes.
Im not kidding. I want her to be the next and final guest.
Zi Gattina, this is my most favorite movie. It is one of the first movie’s I ever saw. First saw it at age 3. I’ve seen it at least 100 times as I owned it on VHS. This explains the alternative thing, which is why I love it so much! It also explains the Chinese. My mini is that blue car! Anyway, please imagine your dream wedding with me, your dream honey moon with me, your dream home, your dream kids, your dream life, your dream career, your dream everything. I propose a house on Skyline overlooking SF, Oakland and the Golden Gate. I propose 3 kids. I propose 1 goes to the military, 1 goes to OSA, and the other is a girl (so you can decide what she does). I propose trying to make it until we are both nearly 100, which I admit is a daunting endeavor, but I”ll figure it out. I propose a Range Rover for you, but maybe you want a different car. I propose an art shed and a law shed. I propose travel. You know the VIP section at Outside Lands, I propose that every year as well! All three days! I propose organic food, including organic apples, organic kale, organic chard, and organic broccoli. No chips, no Pepsi, no ultra processed food, and no HFCS. I cannot be bothered to do it with anyone else. Only with you.
My second favorite movie is Clueless, which clearly is your movie but she’s alternative, so even better. Yeah, I even liked and watched every epi of the TV show version.. That is how much I liked it.
Do the math: (((Cassandra x Cher) + Bay Area) – LA ) ^ 100 = Zi Gattina.
Also, I cannot make this clear enough, if you do give consent to all of this, please choose your best, hottest, most down to earth friend for ChunChun – guy or girl, whatever he wants. Ask him. I don’t like leaving people hanging.
As marriages are a partnership you have to agree and edit this. That’s why I recommend imagining your dream wif me. LMK. There isn’t much left to say digitally. They keep showing me girls, as if I need prompting or that I am afraid, and I keep saying Zi Gattina…
Q: Paris Hilton? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Nicole Ritche? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Lucy Liu? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Lisa Ling? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Beyonce? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Charice Pempengco? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: KPOP? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Sabrina Carpenter? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Brittany Spears? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Keysha Cole? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Jolin Tsai? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Hebe Tien? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Ashanti? A: Zi Gattina. (BTW, I am not a saint. I am a person. Can you please stay like this forever. I hold myself to the same standard.).
Q: Taylor Swift? A: Zi Gattina.
Q: Wendy? A: Zi Gattina.
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Why don’t I listen to Live 105?
IDK man, Im not really a Green Day fan (Which they apparently play 100 times a day). They don’t play Placebo like at all.
So, I’ll stick to Spotify.
Me:
Zi:
No, I get it. You run this play multiple times in varying degrees. What do you think working at Shoe Palace is? Running up that hill taking baby steps. I’d like to see the bros in Nike Air Force Ones and baggy jeans working there presently top this. I don’t think they can. Or, maybe, they’ll surprise me…
The biggest “urban” entertainer today is Tyler Perry, after all.
Me:
Zi:
While I have encountered numerous women over the years performing this song as well, none of executed as flawlessly as Zi Gattina. When her and I met in that hotel room – Mansion on Sutter, no less – the way she performed it for me was magnificent. She is on par with Mozart, Betoken, or a renowned Parisian composure. Again, excluding elders, I have never seen anyone give such a riveting performance. She makes my dad’s wife look like a preschooler. Her instagram profile is flawless. Her Facebook profile is immaculate. Her photographs are savable. I like the ones I took the best. She is the hottest, most intriguing, most enchanting, and most beautiful model I have ever come across, and that I will ever come across. I could use her as a shield from all of the others for eternity. And, unless she accepts, I think I will. And if she does, I will, too. Goodbye.
I meant every word I said on this and all prior pages regarding her. No other model, not in America, Asia, Europe, or ANYWHERE, is in her league.
Me:
Zi:
Wait, where is she?
(And, I’ve not seen Stranger Things. I don’t fucking watch tv! I have been listening to this song and various covers since I was a baby.)
Oh, there she is!
You know all of you weirdos making emoji faces for the past 5 years at me should be on board with this becuase this really is what this is about? How cool would it be if ZG, in addition to marrying me and having kids, became the business manager of this? I hate math, I hate the business side of this, I only like practicing law. I can’t teach her any of it, so she has to teach herself and network with you business “Gals,” to figure it out herself. The benefit of doing that is I can never say “I MADE YOU. YOU OWE IT ALL TO ME.” All I can see, in a Brian Molko-esque voice is, well I thought you were hot, seemed pretty cool, and looked exactly like type of girl I would have wanted to date in high school (which, for better or worse, did not exist at any of the high schools I attended), so I started paying a lot of attention to you. Although, I admit that it is rare for a high school girl to have 18 tattoos and 13 piercings, but you never know. Oh, you like alternative music? Oh, we’re gonna love each other. You know, I saw the Silversun Pickups years ago. Sleater-Kinney also played at that festival. NBD. Do you like Portlandia?? The rest was serendipity.
Anyway you business minded women should love this… Imagine if she taught herself the business side of it.
Remember way back when when we were debating how Q Anon was BS? I was like the only Q I subscribe to is Q Magazine, which I read in addition to the NME in my youth. Kind of funny how the entire thing is a metaphor for people horrondously missing social cues and/or following the wrong ones.
Zi Gattina.
