You know, I was fine watching the warriors with my coworkers once a week and having a beer at the local pub. But, this is fkin obnoxious. This is literally a straight pride parade every day of the week. And, its like the grossest people…

They just sit, eat bar food, drink beer, and watch sports. They don’t actually engage in sports… I can tell.

They are basically this dude…

I have not had a pizza for like 5 years. What is a hamburger?

No, I got the curry-lebron gay subtext at the time. Curry is the twink. Lebron is the bull. I smirked during the warriors-cavs rivalry each time I watched a game with my office as I wondered if they understood they were watching a gay porn unfold before them on ABC… As someone who has played both roles, I can tell you, the twink is the more enjoyable role. And, I get the tawdry dick jokes engendered in sports bar culture. I only went coz I wanted my office to like me. Left to my own devices and if it were legal, I’d go to a minimal techno rave for 3 days and take e and coke…

I need a visual cleanse…

Zi Gattina.