Let me be perfectly clear about this, I have no idea what Zi Gattina is other than a model who poses nude and artistically and fetishly. From what I have ascertained, it was some sort of reality show or competition involving a bunch of dudes and her?!?!?! So, is it like the Bacherloertte but shes an artsy model? Cool! And, I was a part of it? But, I had no idea. I was paying attention to school. To be perfectly clear, I simply saw her online, saved her photos, and used them over the years. Then at the end, I met her. She moved to Berlin. Cool, if I were going to move somewhere else, I’d probably go to Berlin, Paris, or London. It does seem like we have a lot in common.
But, I don’t know what this is. I’m not really mad at her. I’m confused.

Like, why would I be mad?

If she wants to date now, I’ll date and marry her. If not, I’ll keep using her photos. Dudes look a nude chicks. Okay. This can stop being weird now.

Like, these other girls sort of dress up like her, but it’s not her. So, it’s a disappointment. it’s like if I dressed like curry and went to bars to pick up chicks. How lame would that be? Appropriating someone else’s likeness to score? That is why I am running from this curry nonsense. I am alternative. Not really a basketball fan. Anyway, I don’t know what this is. I don’t care. I wanna date the real girl when she’s done with this character. If she keeps the look then I’ll be stoked. But, the character is clearly insane so she can retire that. I’ll retire my insane character too.

And, they seem to be saying “joke” “joke” “joke” “it was just a joke” like those annoying pranksters from 10 years ago. What? her competition? I wasn’t really paying attention so I don’t get it. Something else? My dad’s wife? Oh, I knew that was a joke from the start. I haven’t paid any attention to my dad and his wife since she got here. Not really mad. More just like, go away don’t talk to me (both of u and the kid). It was an obvious nonsensical joke from the start. And, since I don’t find her hot I don’t humor it. Like for the past 15 years, I only saw my dad once a week for about an hour. I let him speak about politics and then left. I don’t know what they are up to and I do not want to join. we don’t work together. I dont want to work with him. Count me out, permanently. Our styles do not complement each other. ChunChun? I dunno, isn’t that the end result for all college roommates and military service members (honorable discharge: If it goes any further it’s gay). I dunno. At this point, I find the entire thing quite lame. Zi, however is hot af as she was on day one. Zi, however, could tell me jokes all day and night long forever. I’ll always laugh and smile and say she is the funniest. I wanna date her and only her.

Like why is everyone speaking like we are in some 1970s b-movie? So weird. My internal monologue is similar to josh from clueless but soft-spoken like Bernard from new order when im chill and like Brian Molko from placebo when im mad… It isn’t like a 70s or 80s movie…It’s late 90s early 00s.

While we are at it, I never liked Napoleon Dynamite. Not a fan of Sponge Bob. I didn’t watch Cartoon Network as a kid. I hate South Park. I don’t like adult swim. I never liked family guy or any of that. Not a fan of most pop music. I’ve only seen All That a handful of times. I really don’t remember it, tbh. Like, I remember the dude saying “Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.” But, I don’t remember anything else about that show… The only show I really remember from Nickolean is Hey Arnold and the Rugrats. That’s it. I don’t really watch TV. I haven’t for 20 years. I don’t even own one and I do not subscribe to any streaming services. My dad is glued to the boob tube, as they say. I think, this is meant for him.

I’ve already told you what I like. I like Britpop, Electronic music, Indie music, Classical music, Jazza music, Funk, 60s soul, mod, House, Deep house, minimal techno, tropical house, chill wave, IDM, Industrial, and New Wave. I like clueless, girls, mean girls, heathers, pretty in pink (which is why an ALTERNATIVE CHER is so hot to me. ZI Gattina is basically Cher and Christian Slater from heathers mixed into one LOVE. So HOT. If Im being 100% honest Im like josh from cluessless and Wynona Rider from heathers. so we’d be like the perfect couple.), the Maltese Falcon, LA Confidential, and Chinatown (the movie). I like running and biking and tennis. I like books. I like turtles. I think dogs. I like cats. I like the outdoors. I like our national parks. I have verve for. Zi Gattina.