To the other women of the world, it’s not you. It’s me.
I can’t even look at you b/c I do not want to get dissuaded or distracted from my true love, the woman I am destined to marry, Zi Gattina.
You are all pretty. I hope another guy tries almost this hard to be with you (but not this hard).
I hope it lasts.
I am sorry for being a dick. My passion for Zi Gattina is making me act out in ways I never have before. I hope she cures it, soon. Before someone’s boyfriend punches me out, stabs me, shoots me, runs me over, or poisons me.
But, if that’s what I have to endure to be w/Zi. Ill roll with the punches.
I hate no woman, except the stereotypical blonde character (who can be any race). Let me put it this way, I love Cher from Clueless, but I hate Paris Hilton.
I want to marry Zi Gattina.
I dun wan no one else.
I have bene her fan since 2011 or 2010 whenever she first started. She looks just like this girl I had a crush on in pre-school that moved away years ago, but alternative like me so even better. She was petite and short, my favorite. Just like Zi. 🤩🤩🤩. I am just going to pretend they are the same person as if she returned. I am going to ignore everything in the interim, most of which I don’t even remember. I don’t remember most of the people that have come and gone. I hope Zi agrees to do this. Zi, I will do whatever you want. But, its contingent on your bff for ChunChun.
Zi gattina.

ZI do you like Muse? I do. I bet you do. Cant believe that Ive never seen them live before. I’ve liked them since 2003. I unlawfully downloaded all of their albums and listened to them on BART for hours. I wanna see them next time they are here. Can this hurry up so we can see them together?