GOO GOO GA GA.

I have been listening to this song since 2008, long before it appeared in any car commercials. I downloaded it off of some blog and have been listening happily ever since.
If my life were a “boy band,” it’d be PNAU or EOTS. I’m nick, ChunChun is Luke (When ChunChun takes the lead) and/or Peter/Sam (When I take the lead). Yes, we have worked very closely with Elton 🙂
But, no, I am not gay. Think Panic!

If I were to direct a music video, this would be pretty much it, but I’d only use one woman: Zi Gattina (no, the real one that I met in that hotel). Otherwise this is the music video I’ll make:

Why?

Zi Gattina is the hottest woman in the past, present, and future of womanhood. She’s hotter than every guy, too. She’s doing international work at the moment, and so please allow me to provide you with a list of every country – excluding the USA as she is not working in that theatre atm – who has never had, does not presently have, and will never ever have a woman hotter than Zi Gattina (N****e, from OAKLAND):

Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Colombia
Comoros
Congo (Republic of the)
Congo (Democratic Republic of the)
Costa Rica
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic (Czechia)
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Eswatini
Ethiopia
Fiji
Finland
France
Gabon
Gambia
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Greece
Grenada
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Montenegro
Morocco
Mozambique
Myanmar
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
Netherlands
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
North Korea
North Macedonia
Norway
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Poland
Portugal
Qatar
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Serbia
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
South Korea
South Sudan
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Sweden
Switzerland
Syria
Taiwan (widely considered a country but not a UN member. I wonder what will happen here over the next decade and a half. Watch this space.)
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Tuvalu
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
United Kingdom
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Vatican City (UN observer state)
Venezuela
Vietnam
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe

here, here.